Hickory Dickory Dock

A raccoon, a gator, and a nursery rhyme that went off script. Second Amendment humor with teeth.

Hickory Dickory Dock — Say that to my unregistered glock. Full-size print on the front of the shirt.

• Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee (5.3 oz, classic unisex fit), printed on demand in the USA, sizes S–5XL
• Colors: Black, Navy, Maroon, Military Green
• Printed and shipped from the USA, made to order (usually 2–5 business days to produce)
• Wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low

Made for patriots and freedom-loving Christian men who fear God, not government — bold, conservative, anti-tyranny apparel with a message.

Chosen One Apparel Co. — Faith. Freedom. No apologies.